UFO Attack
Check my new java game, UFO AttackMy hiscore is 58, can you beat that?
99-01-08
List over new Virus
| Titanic Virus: | Makes your whole computer goes down |
| Disney virus: | Everything in the computer goes Goofy |
| Mike Tyson virus: | Quits after one byte |
| Prozac virus: | Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn´t care |
| Saddam Hussein virus: | Won´t let you into any of your programs |
| Spice Girl virus: | Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop |
| Ronald Reagan virus: | Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored |
| Oprah Winfrey virus: | Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80 MB and then slowly expands to 300 MB |
| Schwarzenegger virus: | Terminates and stays resident. But it´ll be back |
98-12-21
Min favoritserie: Pondus
Här finns mer strippar med Pondus!!!
98-10-26
98-10-26
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98-10-26
Helge the elk!
98-10-23
Ronald Reagan´s famous radio speech: "We start bombing Russian in 5 minute"
Listen to Ronald here!
98-10-21
Ett plan hade kraschat och alla överlevande hade simmat till en öde ö. Det var ett gäng tyskar, några engelsmän och en japan. Efter några dagar började tyskarna organisera upp arbetet på ön. En av tyskarna sa: "I'm the minister of finance" och en annan sa "I'm the minister of defense" och efter ett tag hade alla personer fått ministerposter utom japanen som verkade lite deppig. De andra märkte det och en kom på en idé: "You could be the minister of supplies!" Japanen blev kanonglad och sprang rätt in i skogen och försvann. Efter några dagar blev de andra oroliga och bestämde sig för att gå in i skogen och leta efter honom. Allihopa gick in i den mörka hemska skogen och helt plötsligt hoppade japanen fram och skrek: "SUPPLIES!!!!"
98-10-21
Directly from Microsoft, the real source code of Windows98.
For advanced computer users only.
Windows '98 source code finally available ... but don't tell anyone.
It's top secret.
---------------------- Begin.W98 ---------------------------------
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
Original version date : Aug 1994
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
/* Win98 boots faster, performs stronger, stays up longer
with VIAGRA.DLL */
98-10-21
Radio conversation of a US naval ship
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October,1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations
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Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
98-10-21
Veckans citat: "Datorer är snabba maskiner. Man kan
ägna timmar åt att spara tid med dem."